Talk:Orphic Crystal/@comment-7310981-20130426033318

I want to give props to whoever did this, it entertained me:

"The  Orphic Crystal  will enable you to do the triforce air palm rasengan strike of lightning during the 4th Great Ninja war, previous owner being the 2nd Hokage using the powers to bring peace through the 5 Nations. It must be perfected in order to be put in full use during Ecliptic Pentagram Moon Phase, in order to receive the power to command all units of war until the end of time. You must speak to the Time Elder before entering the Great Qualmensuto Temple of the Sky. Being able to withstand the power of the sky during the Cloud of Sea vamparts defending the Castle of Mutogan.  Orphic Crystals are untradable."

Quoted for posterity.